Bad for Shidduchim

June 29, 2009

A Good Laugh

Filed under: The System — bad4shidduchim @ 1:32 am

Via The Curious Jew by way of SerandEz, the Miriam Webster Shidductionary, your guide to defining shidduch terms.

My favorites:

Bright: always had a lot of potential throughout high school, no achievement, just potential

Tall: (for a man) 5′7″

The Top Boy in [fill in the blank]: when the bachurim get together to form a human pyramid so they can hoist one guy high enough to reach the cake that the cook hid, he is the “top boy”

No Hat: tries to observe the Torah and all of its commandments without the aid of a Borsalino

Dresses well:

(3) businessman: The cost of his shoes and belt are equivalent.

Yeshivish: her family puts the Yated on the coffee table, keeps Hamodia in the kitchen

Middle-of-the-Road: her family puts Hamodia on the coffee table, keeps The Jewish Press in the kitchen

Breakup Reasons:

She doesn’t have time for a man in her life: She put a three-hour cap on our phone conversations.

We are looking for different things: He is looking for a young bride; she is looking for someone who was born in the same decade.

Signs the Date Isn’t Going Well:

7. She pops out her lens, swishes it in her mouth, and pops it back into her eye, pronouncing it “good as new.”

About the last one – of course you always turn away first! Happy dating, folks.

2 Comments »

  1. you forgot to add the defination of “cute”
    ;-)

    Comment by Anonymous — June 29, 2009 @ 7:05 pm

  2. It’s definitely a cute idea, although I think some parts vary by region and which dating group (working, learning, ‘learner-earner’…)

    Comment by Michelle — June 30, 2009 @ 11:22 am


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