As Princess Lea pointed out, not going crazy is another Reason for Getting Married. Except I can’t number it – the numbering system is too messed up. I think when I first started it I was thinking of about 10 reasons, and numbered accordingly, but somewhere it got expanded, so everything is out of sync.
But actually, there are exactly ten. So, what do you think the order should be?
Here they are, the Reasons for Getting Married:
To have kids, who keep you mentally alert and can stave off dementia (not to mention that they’re cute and they make sure you get placed in a nice nursing home)
I’m aiming to keep this unisex, so there are no references to reaching high places, opening jars, or squashing bugs.