So, it’s Thanksgiving today! A very important day. For example, it’s a good day to overload on protein. But if the Women in Black have insinuated that your chances would improve if you misplaced a little lipid, then it’s a good day to eat rice cakes and a little bit of white meat sans cranberry sauce. (And pumpkin pie is healthy, right? Pumpkins are vegetables, no?)
Of course it wouldn’t do to lose sight of the day’s purpose. If you’re single, be thankful for it. If you’re not sure why, ask your MFs. If you’re married, be grateful for that. If you’re not sure why, ask your single friends. If you’re somewhere in between and can focus enough to read this, be grateful for that.
And while I’m linking to pretty much every post with the word “thanksgiving” in it, here’s the last one, from last year.