There are certain things single people should never do. Like dress up as “married” for Purim. Or wear their sister-in-law’s wig around the neighborhood (even if it is the third day of a 3-day yom tov and your hair resembles a smearcat*.) Or hold a mock wedding in their house with themselves as one of the principle parties. Possibly, passing oneself as engaged on April 1st should be added to the list.
Still, I couldn’t resist. Especially after a week of not posting.
I mean, we all know what it means when a blogger disappears for a little bit of time. It’s obvious that the most important things in their life are not post-able, and what could that mean?
I could think of a few options. Attending weddings. Doing homework. Sleeping. Not sleeping and therefore unable to think straight. Writing reports. Playing a week-long marathon session of Settlers… Some are more likely than others. But if, like me, you haven’t gone on a date in a month or two, then these are far more likely than engagement.
Just figured I should clarify that before it hits Onlysimchas.com.
*Smearcat (n) cat that’s been smeared across the asphalt due to an unfortunate high-speed interaction with an automobile.