Osama and Me? (Nah…)

SiBaW manages to relate Osama’s death to shidduchim.

“Sometimes you have to wait a while to find your man.”

Of course, the simplicity of the statement belies the complicated spying and data analysis that went into this particular man-getting. A more accurate statement might be,

“Sometimes you have to stalk your man and his neighbors using remote-controlled drones and satellites, create a 4D model of his life, and then send in a crack team of special agents with high-end rifles to bag your man.”

Disclaimer: before applying the above advice, make sure you are, in fact, targeting the right man.

Also, use a stun gun.

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3 thoughts on “Osama and Me? (Nah…)

  1. I’m a big believer in shotgun weddings (minus the not so kosher stuff that leads up them – use google), so many frum people in their twenties are single that some motivation in the form of a shotgun loaded with buckshot would do much to end the shidduch crisis. Besides since we’re all descended from the Jews in the Kingdom of Judah we’re all Southerners anyway………

  2. Or not? The simplicity of the statement might be attributed to another similarity: โ€œAll it takes is one good lead!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ How one chooses to exercise that lead is completely at their discretion. ๐Ÿ™‚

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