Good4: I wish I could set you up with Single Dude!
Good4: Well he’s perfect for you. He’s studying architecture, he’s gingy, and he’s geeky and a little awkward in a cute way.
Me: Sounds right up my alley. Why can’t you set us up?
Good4: Well, he’s only a year older than me.
Me: So why don’t you go out with him?
Good4: Well, he’s in college, he’s a redhead, and he’s geeky and awkward.