Just as you move into a neighborhood you have the following conversation with another single you meet:
Her: Hi, what brings you here?
Me: I’m moving in. I have a job nearby.
Her: So, you’re single? What are you looking for?
Me: A guy, preferably. You?
Her: A nice normal yeshivish guy with a black hat and a job.
Me: Hm. Sounds like my entire list of exes, give or take a few “normals.”
Her: Well there are none around here, in case you were hoping. That’s why I’m moving to New York City next week.
Me: Ah. Well.