You’re told that you’re perfect for a guy, and then you’re given a list of qualifications you need, none of which describe you.
Woman in Black (WiB): I have a boy – I think he’d be perfect for Bad4!
Good4: Great! What’s he like?
WiB: He’s smart and funny.
Good4: That’s just what she needs. How old?
Good4: That’s in her range.
WiB: Perfect! Ask her if she’d be interested in a snorkel equipment manufacturer.
Good4: Sure, I’ll find out tonight.
WiB: The family is very well connected, if you know what I mean. She can dress well, right? And be very social with strangers?
Good4: We-ell, yes…
WiB: Polite and diplomatic?
WiB: Charming, outgoing?
Good4: So… why did you think this was perfect for Bad4?