To the guy I guess I’m not dating anymore:
After our last date, I started wondering how to break up with you. Text? Email? Telephone? In person? I decided we’d gone out enough times and you seemed a decent enough guy that you deserved the telephone.
I guess I was wrong.
Your complete failure to contact me since we last met suggests a level of cowardice I hadn’t guessed at. One of the things I liked about you was your confidence. I guess it was just swagger. Guys I would describe as timid have been able to make the phone call. Why couldn’t you?
So I just wanted you to know: I dumped you first. And thank you for removing any possibly regrets I might have had on that consideration.