I’ll just copy and paste this one; it’s too short to send you linking:
Setting: up to the dates in the simanim (no, nothing as bad as you’d think…)
Father: Wow, these dates are really good.
Daughter: (chewing) I haven’t had a good date in a long time.
(All look at daughter and snigger.)
Daughter: Wha-at? Did I say something?