Friday Repost: Sometimes a Date is Just a Date

I’ll just copy and paste this one; it’s too short to send you linking:

Setting: up to the dates in the simanim (no, nothing as bad as you’d think…)

Father: Wow, these dates are really good.

Daughter: (chewing) I haven’t had a good date in a long time.

(All look at daughter and snigger.)

Daughter: Wha-at? Did I say something?

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