1 – He has a car that he used to drive himself to a rented house on the shore, but makes you take a bus to him for the date.
2 – He takes you out to a restaurant… for coffee
3 – Where he sits sideways in his chair, facing away from you
4 – Possibly because he’s too holy to look at women, but more likely because this way he’s facing the waitress in her skinny jeans.
5 – Provides only distracted, monosyllabic answers to whatever you say
6 – Even after you stop saying anything.
Based on a true story.