I’m busy. Yes, very busy. There are roads to run, chowders to cook, and game nights to plan.
The phenomenon described in this rather excellent post (if I say so myself) has not decreased with my advanced age. Rather, it’s been aggravated. I now get frequently greeted by “So what’s doing with you?” which roughly translates to “Any interesting guys lately?”
For the record, O Friends of Mine, I am no more pleased by your singlemindedness now than I was back at the ripe old age of 21. I am a girl of steady tastes. And my taste in conversation has not developed overly much. I still prefer conversation about alpacas over conversation about men. Non-existent men. Or even existent men, who are, quite frankly, none of your business.
Now pardon me, I have to search up an alpaca farm nearby.
I’ve never understood the appeal of yichus. Yes, it’s nice to have exciting forbears. Don’t get me wrong. Telling family stories is lots of fun.
But waving your antecedents like a flag and trumping them as a sign of your superiority? Puh-leeze!
To quote from this post:
…[it’s] like I have nothing special to offer myself, so we need to drag the dead out of their graves to help.
…I might as well overachieve at it.
~ Quote from this post in which a friend informs me that the adjectives that describe me best are actually not compliments.
Sometimes I feel like a lucky charm. You merely have to come in contact with me to get engaged. It makes up for my complete lack of dating success. At least I know that I’m bringing joy to all my dates and friends.
Here’s one about the guys I date getting engaged.
And I feel like posting this one just because it covers the weddings of NMF #6 and NMF #7, and I think they’d appreciate the retrospective from this point in their marriages.
You know that odd feeling you get when everyone seems to have got the memo except you? When the memo is “One – two – three – get engaged!” that feeling is odd indeed.