Your high school class mailing list covers after-school programs for 4th-7th graders. (Wait, what? Does anyone really have a 4th grader?!)
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Don’t Tell Me I’m Not Old!
Over the Hill
My younger sister saw this plate in camp and immediately thought of me. I tell ya – I’ve got a sister like no other. It’s currently hanging on my door, and will remain there until I find my personal penguin. Then I’ll tuck it away until my AARP membership card arrives, at which point I’ll probably have forgotten what it’s about will eat off it.
Bad for Shidduchim 