Questioner: “So, what would be a great gift for your parents?”
Answerer: “A daughter-in-law and two sons-in-law.”
Questioner: “I mean for hosting me for Shabbos.”
Answerer: “Oh. Um. Not sure.”
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Friday Repost: Did She Just SAY That?
This one is so short I can’t in good conscience make you follow the link. But this was a real live exchange on a date. Well, I’m told. I wasn’t actually there. But my friend-in-law was.
He: “So, do you like animals?”
She: “Only ones that are small enough for me to run over with my car without damaging it.”
Quote of the Weekend: Optimism
Setting: Gentleman enters the room attired in a mode entirely inappropriate for the season, fashion, and appearing in public.
Quothe the Rosy-Glassed One: “It doesn’t make him unmarryable. It merely defines his market.”
Quote of the Week: Would You Go Out With Someone Who
Is it not the strangest question ever? “Would you go out with someone who wears a knitted kippa?” “Would you go out with a girl who wears denim skirts?” “Would you go out with a guy who doesn’t have a college degree?” “Would you go out with a girl studying to be a doctor?”
A gentleman was asked one of these types of questions. His reply? “That’s kind of like asking me if I’d eat baking powder. If there are other ingredients with it, then yes, I do.”
How’s that for clever? Here’s one of my favorite ways to eat baking powder. What’s yours?
Combine 5 teaspoons of it with the following ingredients:
2.5 c whole wheat flour
2 tablespoons honey
2 eggs
2 C milk
4 tablespoons oil
Mix wet and dry separately. Stir to moisten. Drip tablespoonfulls into a frying pan greased with hot oil. Fry.
