Thursday Link: Where My Weekends Have Gone

HT to whoever sent me this (although The Onion  is actually the only newspaper I rss feed to my phone, so I would have seen it eventually).

SOML, except you can replace half the weddings with OnD dates.


Our Bailout Has Arrived

No, you weren’t imagining it. There really is a shortage of good men out there. Luckily our president is looking out for us. Check out this news clip about a strategic bachelor reserve release from The Onion, sent to me by Aii Guy.